well...i did stuff and i'm still doing stuff, i guess. only now i have two boys crazy enuff to want me as their mommy. hey, at least i tried to warn them, so my job is done. i don't like to capitalize, partially because i like how lower case letters look visually, but mostly out of laziness. please don't judge. it could be you. and i would say, hey. you're alright, buddy. you're ok in my book. now c'mere for a hug. the hug might be pushing it. air kiss? we are strangers, after all, with only a mutual love of poor grammar.
i live for a world full of controllable anatomically correct, android men programmed to meet our specific feminine needs (wink, wink, nudge, nudge with a big waggle of the eyebrows). who look like the rock. and ian somerhalder. and idris elba. and that's it i promise. variety. gotta have variety, right?
but alas...apparently that exists only in johanna lindsey's genius mind. so until then, i enjoy my incredibly warped sense of humor. i read tons of erotica and romantic, drippy goo that makes my heart go pitter patter. then i thought, hey. what, i said to myself. (softly, of course, so no one finds out i am 2 nuts short of a fruitcake) maybe you should write this stuff too. maybe someone will like it and maybe buy it. so i said, huh, you think? then i said, well...yeah, i wouldn't have suggested it...(inserts sarcastic tone) and then i was like lose the attitude, ok? then i was all, would you just shut up and write, already? sheesh! and i did. :)
this is all new to me…forgive me as i try not to panic and allow my ocd to rage outta control. this is definitely a work in progress, so hit me back, slangularily speaking of course, (just made that word up…pause for awesomeness…) and let’s all try to navigate thru this shit together. isn’t that the warm and welcoming shit authors are supposed to type? i guess….maybe. or something.
in the meantime….i am very proud, scared, anxious, nauseous and thrilled to announce my first attempt at publishing. give and receive, my little labor of love, written over a decade ago is finally going to see the light of day. as my friend rona says…it’s time to introduce the world, (or terrorize them) to lena, ty, danny and of course reese. tee hee. hopefully you will have as much fun reading about them as i had creating them.